Monday, April 6, 2009

HIBURAN

Salam....

NO LIFE WITHOUT JOKES


>> Story No:01>>
>>Husband climbs on the bed naked.
>>Wife: I have a headache.
>>Husband: Good! I have powdered it with aspirin
.>>U want to take it orally or as an injection.>>

>>Story No:02
>>Three fastest means of communication:
>>1. Telephone
>>2. Television
>>3. Tell-a-woman>>

>> Story No:03
>>One day, DUREX complained to KOTEX: " Every time u work, I gotta 7>>days>>off!"
>>KOTEX retorted: "Whenever u make a mistake during work, I gotta>>take 9>>months leave".>>

>>Story No:04
>>A man called his 4th wife - Baby doll,
>>3rd wife - China doll,
>>2nd wife - Barbie doll &
>>1st wife - Guess What ?>>- Panadol>>

>>Story No:05
>>Man admiring his naked body in the mirror says>>to wife: "Look at that 75 kg of pure dynamite".
>>Wife replies: "It is a shame though about the 2 inches fuse".>>

>>Story No:06
>>Friends are like underwear, always near you.
>>Good friends are like condoms, always protecting you.
>>Best friends are like Viagra, lift you up when you are down.>>

>>Story No:07>>Man tell MP:
>>My son's a drug addict, my daughte's a prostitute,>>and my wife's a gambler.
>>MP: Isn't there anything positive in your family?
>>Man: Yes, I am HIV positive.>>

>>Story No:08>> What is common between a wife and a private swimming pool??
>>Answer: The cost of maintenance is too high>>compared to the time you spend inside them!!!

>>Story No:09>>>>Naked girl boarded a taxi. Driver stared.
>>Girl scolded him, "Never seen a naked girl before?
>>Driver replied "Yes! Seen many before but wondering>>where you keep your money to pay taxi fare.">>>>>

layannnnnn.............

2 comments:

  1. mende ni man, huhuhu. mcm gersang je bunyinya.

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  2. sundalnyer....from:mantap

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